FINE
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This is the word we use at the end of any
argument that we feel we are right about but
need
to shut you up.NEVER use fine to describe how a
woman looks. This will cause you to have one of
those arguments.
FIVE MINUTES
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This is half an hour.It is equivalent to the
five
minutes that your football game is going to
last
before you take out the trash,so I feel that
it's
an even trade.
NOTHING
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If you ask her what is wrong and she
says "Nothing", this means
something and you should be on your
toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the
feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you
inside out,upside down,and backwards."Nothing"
usually signifies an argument that will
last "Five Minutes" and end with the
word "Fine."
GO AHEAD (with raised eyebrows)
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This is a dare. One that will result in a woman
getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with
the word "Fine."
GO AHEAD (normal eyebrows)
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This means "I give up" or "do what you want
because I don't care."You will get a raised
eyebrow "Go Ahead" in just a few
minutes,followed
by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you
in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.
LOUD SIGH
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This is not actually a word, but is still often
a
verbal statement very misunderstood by men.
A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot
at that moment and wonders why she is wasting
her
time standing here and arguing with you
over "Nothing."
SOFT SIGH
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Again, not a word, but a verbal statement."Soft
Sighs" are one of the few things that some men
actually understand.She is content.Your best
bet
is to not move or breathe and she will stay
content.
THAT'S OKAY
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This is one of the most dangerous statements
that
a woman can say
to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to
think long and hard before paying you
retributions for whatever it is that you have
done."That's Okay" is often used with the
word "Fine" and used in conjunction with a
raised
eyebrow "Go Ahead." At some point in the near
future when she has plotted and planned, you are
going to be in some mighty big trouble.
PLEASE DO
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This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman
is giving you the chance to come up with
whatever
excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it
is that you have done. You have a fair chance
to
tell the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't
get a "That's Okay."
THANKS
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A woman is thanking you. Do not faint,just
say "you're welcome."
THANKS A LOT
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This is much different from "Thanks." A woman
will say, "Thanks A Lot"
when she is really ticked off at you.It
signifies
that you have hurt her in some callous way, and
will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be
careful
not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud
Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing."
Please send this out to ALL men that you know
just to warn them about future arguments they
can avoid if remembering all the
terminology.
