Saturday, October 16, 2004

For all women

A guy in a relationship is like an ant standing on top of truck tire . The ant is aware that something large there, but he cannot even dimly comprehend what it is. And if the truck starts moving and the tire starts to roll, the ant will sense that something important is happening, but right until he rolls around to the bottom and is squashed, the only thought in his tiny brain will be Huh?

Thus the no.1 tip for women to remember is never assume the guy understands that you and he
are an item. You have to plant the idea in his brain by constantly making subtle references to it, such as
"XX , you got any plans for us this weekend , inasmuch as you are my boyfriend?"
"Good afternoon XX , just calling to say hi and hear your voice, yes i mean i miss you cause i am your girlfriend?"
"XX, just want to let you know , though we dont spend much quality time together, a few lil acts like dropping a good night message or calling to chat on the phone means alot to me , yea that also clearly constitutes a love relationship.

Never give up, women. Pound relentlessly at this concept, and eventually, it will start to penatrate the guy's brain. Someday he might even start thinking about it on his own.





Friday, October 15, 2004

its... ULTIMATELY BORING...
but i'll guess i got to hang on...stick on....cling onto it...till 20th oct
lecturers can be really stubborn sometimes..............
see? i think i saw few heads nodding so hard
oops... shu hui's head just fell off
ahahhahahaha....
thanks gal for making me laugh ..at least for a few minutes

i shall refrain from going to queenstown swimming pool for a dew months
cause the lifeguard is so damn irritating
can he take a look at himself in the mirror?
EWW...Yucks!

Donald Rumsfeld died and went to the heaven. As he stood in front of St.Peter at the Pearly gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked " what are all those clocks?"
St.Peter answered " those are the lie-clocks. Everyone on the earth has a lie clock. Everytime you tell a lie, the hands on ur clock will move"
"Oh.." said Rumsfeld. "And whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's . The hands never moved, indicating she never told a lie"
"Incredible" said Rumsfeld. " And whose clock is that one?" St.Peter responded,
"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands moved twice, telling us that he had told only 2 lies in his entire life"
" Where's Bush's clock?" asked Rumsfeld
"Bush's clock is in Jesus's office. He's using it as a ceiling fan"


Thursday, October 14, 2004

stuck at home ..

its exams time!
and i merely got one paper
buhahhahaa.. .jealous people?

you know sometimes you just got drowned thinking about
what's gonna happen in the future
it just makes you so depressed
that's what happening to me right now
so what i shall do now
is go for a run and get my thoughts straight
..that also depends whether those workers are done fixing the toilet floor

cant wait for mount ophir trip
suddenly i missed the ob people
suddenly i miss .. *chuckles* *blushes*
being around with them makes me feel existed?
aiya i think i just dont have a social life

meetin rabia tonight .. goin to her workplace
somewhere near chinajump
seriously i don't know how to get there
never mind... i shall find my way
free flow drinks for mui only
buahhahahahahaha...

" why dont you just freakin go home? "

feeling :
disgusted
disappointed
pathetic
angry

yet i should be forgiving and understanding to know that :
some people just don't know how to be polite and respect others
some people don't know how to take the initative and make things better

listening to maroon 5 's she will be loved
makes me feel so happy and envious
cause i'll start imagining wonderful sweet things that might happen
ahahhaa.. thats so exciting