so full of crap
mad : got XO in aussie?
glad : ahh..its like an extinct product here
mad : martell?
glad : only got singtel
mad : .....
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glad : next week i shall ask some Singaporeans to go watch Koala bears
mad : eat koala meat!
glad : ah? they got a sanctuary there lor...
mad : so.. easier to catch?
glad : if i eat koala meat... i'll be forced to stay there as well
mad : so you get to eat more?
glad : haiz...sob sob
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glad : the red wine here is not bad
mad : Oh! can cook with red meat
glad : beef = red meat. i dont eat beef leh..goondu
mad : chicken? it's not red meat?
glad : if chicken is red, its a bloody chicken
mad : -_______-"
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glad : wah.. entrance fee to dreamworld is so ex..
glad : eh your ankle is injured now right? come now leh.. disabled adults is at 42 dollars
mad : WEIIIIIIIII
glad : lol
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glad : you know the big ferris wheel at marina bay?
mad : ahuh..the Singapore flyer ah..
glad : yaya.. i was thinking.. cos flyer is also referred to the zip of the pants
mad : ahuh..
glad : then i was thinking of the opening title.. "Grand opening of the Singapore Flyer"
mad : ..... AHAHAHAHA u lame shit